Happy's Humble Burger Cult

COOK, SERVE, HIT YOUR QUOTA
You and your crew are hired to participate in an experiment run by the Paragon Corporation. It sounds like a standard fast-food gig: grill burgers, fry sides, pour drinks, work the register, hit your quota, and keep the customers happy.

ESCAPE THE NIGHTMARE
Every shift is a ticking clock – the kitchen always wins eventually. Once the simulation collapses, Asset Joy breaks containment and begins her hunt. The iconic mascot is back for blood – and you have only one chance to escape!

THE WALLS ARE LISTENING
The game reacts to what you say on the mic. Speak the wrong word, and Asset Joy will hear you. Speak the right incantation, and the kitchen warps. Learn how to use incantations to your advantage, and what to never say aloud if you don’t want to anger the beast.

EVERY SHIFT IS UNIQUELY UNHINGED
35+ modifiers ensure each run goes off the rails in a unique way. Rush Hour brings additional customers for a more profitable yet more chaotic shift. Profanity Policy punishes the team every time someone swears on the mic. Midmaxxing messes up the appliances' cooking temperatures.

EXTRACT YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH
Escape alive, and your earnings come with you. Spend them on boosters, sacrifice them to the ascension ritual to move the story forward, or gamble them on harder contracts for bigger payouts.

HAPPY'S HUMBLE SAGA CONTINUES
Happy's Humble Burger Cult (formerly Burgatory) is the next chapter in the Scythe Studios Universe, and a direct successor to Happy's Humble Burger Farm – peeling back another layer of the Paragon Corporation's reality-warping simulation program. Ready to go down the rabbit hole again?